Lets Troll the Scammer: Part 2

Holla...

Happy Saturday guys. Where are you now? Genting Highland? Oh without me? I bet you guys must be bored because I am not there don't you?

(Odah tinggalkan saya uwaaaaa)

Today I will continue with the scammer troll thing. Aku pun tak tahu la nak teruskan aktiviti troll dia ke tak sebab aku malas. haha.

Below is the typical email from scammer per my reply last time. Nampaknya scammer ni begitu sengal sekali sebab... Ahhh korang baca la kalau rajin. haha

But I just to highlight how they do their job, and what kind of keywords/word they use to persuade the victim to trust them.

Dear Friend,

Thanks my good friend for giving me the opportunity to respond to your last correspondence. While some of the stories you know are true, some others are far from it. People actually transfer funds out of here. How else do you think past office holders become rich after office? (he try to build my excitement of becoming rich) How come the same people who have worked in the banking industry in the past, are the same people running big time companies today? It is through shady deals that they guarantee themselves a better standard of living and then are able to propel themselves to seek for political assignment after retiring from the banking industries.

I am the initiator of this deal and have given you my word which is my bond. I am the one here and an integral part of the banking system. I am not joking in my assessment of this. You know your system while we know our system .

At this point, I should let you know that this project is highly capital intensive. This is why I have to be very careful. I need your total devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before, but I am very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we need to execute this project.

(They know all people are gonna doubt them so they have to come up wif this point. yark!)

I am doing everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly.I will need you to send me a copy of any form your identification with your names on it.(Driver's license or International passport)  I want to be sure that I am transacting with the correct person because the funds in question are huge and I don't want to take any chances.

(Konon-konon they doubt your sincerity too)

MY SECURED PLAN:

I am now in contact with a foreign online bank which you will open an account in your name with after I receive the completed agreement letter. The money would be transferred to the account which you will open in the bank for both of us. The reason we are making use of this bank is because my bank and this bank have the same banking coordinates and once I transfer the funds out of my bank to this bank, it will only take approximately 8hrs for the funds to hit the account. Also I cannot do a direct wire transfer of the funds to your account in your country as this will take a longer time I mean 3-5 working days for the funds to hit your account and this is not good at all. There will be too much trouble and we will be caught. This is the best way I have found. It will protect us from my bank and my Government. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously. Also you have to know that I cannot transfer this money in my name as my bank will be aware that it is from me. This is where I need you.

(Orang yang tak tahu and tak pernah ambil tahu system banking malaysia n foreign country akan percaya ler. Tapi sekali baca pun dah tau this is shit. oo my)

 As result of this,You are to take care of the cost of opening an offshore account with the corresponding bank (This is the money you will lose). I will be providing to you in my next email. I will start all legal preparation of document in your name with the help of my barrister, It will be issued in your name as the next of kin to the funds. This will make you the bonafide owner of the funds. After this, the money will be banked online for both of us. We can then transfer our various shares into our respective home bank accounts via the bank secured internet online banking. The good this is that none of us need to be present physically in the offshore bank before an account can be opened as this can be done right from your home. I will also perfect the documentations with the assistance of my attorney to give the transaction the legal right.

(Ngokngek)

Please for now do fill and return the agreement letter as below so we can move to the next step of this transaction.I shall be sending along side my identity.

The terms of this arrangement are as follows:

1. I Mr. XIAO Gang will not ask you to send me your account information or credit card information.

2. I Mr. XIAO Gang will pay all the attorney fees and the cost of transferring the funds from my bank to the offshore account including taxes.

3. All expenses incurred by Mr. XIAO Gang and ....................................  for the purpose of this transaction will be reimbursed first thing the sharing takes place.

4. I ............................. will be responsible for the cost of setting up the offshore account.

5. I ...................................... will not abscond with the total money after the transfer of the funds.

If you feel you can't continue, please notify me so i can find someone else. I will completely understand.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Regards

Mr. XIAO Gang

Kesimpulan:

(1) They try to gained your confidence.

(2) They know you will not trust them. If you reply this email with 100 question they will reply your email longer just to persuade you. 

(3) They want to give you money. Juta-juta kottttt~ But wait, you have to sacrifice your  money a bit to get that million million dolar la. Kalau org tamak or org mabuk baca, mesti dia akan setuju sebab asek dok pk duit juta-juta yang khayalan tuh.

(4) To gain your trust even more, they will give you their picture, or identity card, or anything you wish to know. But all of them is fake. Like this...

Nampak sangat photoshop. Ish ni aku rasa nak ajar dia cara mengedit gambar dengan betul nih.

Tah muka sapa la ko tampal.

haha

I am sure korang sebenarnya pun banyak dapat emel yang macam ni. Aku just nak sarankan, korang reply la email tu...

Reply la dengan makian supaya hilang tension bekerja. hahahaha

 

Lets Troll The Scammer : Part 1

Below is the email I received from one of the stupidest person in the world that think that they can fool an engineer like me. LOL. Ayat riak sgt tuh. wakaka. It start with this email:

 I am Mr.XIAO Gang from Bank of China.I have a secured business proposal worth $45,275,000.00

I replied:

So?

Then Mr. XIAO Gang replied my email after that,

From The Desk of Mr. XIAO Gang

Bank of China

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. XIAO Gang, auditor/ credit room, Bank of China. I received your response to my brief message, and I wish to apologize for any inconveniences. I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of a deceased client with similar last name as yours and an investment placed under our banks management 6 years ago.

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication. In 2005, the subject matter, Mr. Mark Bohari (kah3!) made a deposit of Forty Five Million, Two Hundred and Seventy Five Thousand Dollars ($45,275,000.00) only in my branch, a number of notices was sent to him two years later for not operating the account and we later discovered that Mr. Mark Bohari had died in a plane crash.

The good thing is that late Mark Bohari did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. What bothers me most is according to the laws of my country at the expiration of 6 years the funds will be revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody comes for the funds, Against this scenery, I have all the information needed to claim these funds and I want you to act as the next of kin to the deposit since you have the same last name as his (owh so lucky me!). There is no risk involved in this matter as I hold the key to the funds and we are going to adopt a legitimate method as I have all paper works to make you the next of kin to the funds. I want you to know that you will be entitled to 40% of the entire funds while I get 60% as the originator of the deal.  Get back to me for more information.

All I require is your honest co-operation (i am sir, i really am) and I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please accept my apologies and keep my confidence. I want to be sure that you are ready to execute this transaction with me, what I expect from you is trust and commitment, do not be afraid, because what affects you shall also affects me too (opah hang! celah mana kepercayaan aku boleh timbul dengan emel panjang ko yg mengarut gila nih). I will appreciate you to follow my directives amicably and as a banker I know that if we follow up this transaction diligently it would be completed within 9 working days.

Please provide me the following details below at once so that I can arrange the necessary paper works in your names and send you copies.

1. Your Full names

2.Address:

3.Tel and Fax Numbers:

4.Age:

5.Sex:

6.Occupation:

Please, again, note I am a family man; I have three children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to its consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this. Please pardon any writing mistakes.

Please get back to me immediately and you could also call me at my private number (+852 580 82690).

I await your prompt reply on this.

Kind Regards

Mr. XIAO Gang

So I replied his email to tell me what to do next. We'll see what will happen, tengok apa dia reply okeh. Pasni boleh post kt 9gag. LOL

Ada lagi manusia macam ni dalam dunia.

Stay tuned. 

Scaling You Teeth for Healthy Mouth

Untuk menjadi wanita yang cantik dan penuh keyakinan, kita bukan sahaja perlu menjaga bentuk tubuh badan, dan pakai baju cantik-cantik je. Kita juga perlu memberi senyuman yang menawan. Lihat senyuman saya, menawan kan.. 

PENGSAN!

Itu bukan saya. ehem2.

Seriously, rasa menyesal sebab mengabaikan penjagaan gigi selama ini. Aku rasa last aku g jumpa dentist time darjah 6 kot. Tu pun sebab dentist datang kat sekolah. Kalau tak? 24 tahunla aku tak jumpa dentist. Well kira aku ok lagi r kan? haha. Aku plak dulu kecik-kecik mak aku cakap suka sangat makan gula-gula. So kesan dia, gigi aku tak cantik sangat. And selalu di kutuk abang aku. So, ada aku kisah? *nangis hohohoh.

Then, kerana kesedaran yang datang secara tiba-tiba, Isnin lepas aku pun pergi berjumpa dentist. Tapi bukanlah sebab nak luruskan gigi ke ape, sebab part tu belum mampu lagi. Hah betul, salah satu sebab aku malas jumpa dentist sebab dentist mahal. See.. bukan salah aku. Sekarang aku pergi sebab Murphy bayarkan. Thanks Murphy! kah3. Aku buat rawatan scaling, a.k.a membuang kekaratan, serta plaque yang ada di celah-celah gigi a.k.a bersihkan gigi sebab tahap kekotoran tak boleh dibuang dengan berus gigi dah.

Sekali lagi, ini bukan gigi saya.

Gingivitis is an inflammation of the gums (known to doctors as the gingiva) disebabkan oleh bakteria. Bakteria datang daripada sisa makanan, dan melekat pada tulang di akar gigi kita and they eat ur teeth away. -___- Nama lain bakteria ini adalah Mr. Plaque.

Salah satu simptom gingivitis ialah gusi berdarah tak kira ketika menggosok gigi atau ketika sedang makan. And of course, gigi cepat hilang sebelum tua.

Sekarang semua sila tengok gigi masing-masing ada plaque ke tak. Pengumpulan plaque pada gigi adalah disebabkan makanan yang melekat di celah gigi dan gusi. Sebenarnya bila kita makan, banyak makanan tersangkut di celah gusi kita. Lepas tu, berus pun nak taknak je, Asal feeling-feeling bau colgate, pastu disebabkan plaque tu, setengah jam pastu mulut akan kembali berbau longkang. Itulah gingivitis, tak syak lagi!

Kalau ada, sila buat scaling sekarang!

Seriously, dentist tu memang mengucap la tengok gigi aku. Mengaku jela kan yang scaling pada gigi aku dah tahap moderate. Well, sebab tu la saya jumpa dentist kn. Kalau takda orang macam saya ni, hidup dentist akan sunyi. hehe 

Ada 1 alat digunakan untuk membuang scaling. Tak tau apa nama dia, but it will vibrate along your teeth to eliminate the scale, and sungguh ngilu sekali. Banyak pendarahan juga akan berlaku sepanjang process ni, tapi jangan risau, anda tak akan mati kerananye.

Sepanjang process scaling, dentist tu dok membebel kat aku. Masalahnya aku tak boleh nak menjawab sebab tengah ternganga kat kerusi tuh. Sabau jela. Tapi aku tak kisahla, aku mengaku bersalah terhadap gigi aku. Yang paling penting, after scaling tu gigi aku sangat bersih... *senyum lebaq2* Sampai aku rasa takut nak makan. haha

Rasa sangat lain, sebab plaque belaan aku tuh dah tak ada lagi dalam mulut. Nafas berbau lebih segar, and sekarang gusi tidak berdarah lagi. ;')

Ini antara nasihat dentist yang saya mahu kongsi bersama:

(1) Kalau kita ada plaque, tak kisahlah kite kunyah or telan listerin tu, memang tak akan ada effect apa-apa sebab gigi kita dilindungi oleh plaque. Masalah tak akan selesai. So, selagi tak buang scale2 tu semua, jangan nak bangga sangat ar pakai listerin. hahahahaha~

(2) Ingat tak dulu ada dentist datang sekolah dengan nurse2 tunjuk cara gosok gigi? OK nurse tu dah tipu kita semua. hehe. Cara yang betul menggosok gigi adalah, dengan menggosok bahagian antara gigi dan gusi terlebih dahulu, dengan angle 45 darjah ke dalam gusi. Sebab kat situla sisa makanan terkumpul. So, selepas membersihkan kesemua bahagian tersebut, suke ati kome la nak buat gaya gosok gigi ape pun.

(3) Gosok gigi dengan menggunakan berus gigi soft, or extra soft kerana ia lebih flexible dan senang masuk ke celah-celah gusi dan gigi. 

(4) Jagalah kesihatan gigi anda kerana tanpa gigi anda tak akan mampu tersenyum lagi tak kisah ar anda cantik or ensem mana pun.

Next target, luruskan gigi. Tunggu kaya sebab this one considered cosmetic and company xbole tanggung. Dasar perabih duit company kan aku ni. Waakakakaka~

Senyum.....